Alexander Wang x H&M: A Poem


Since everyone is counting down the New York debut of Alexander Wang x H&M, the athleisure community at large is sweating over this more than their water bottles in a hot gym. Here’s a poem to capture the anticipation.



Twas the day of the launch,

of Alexander Wang,

and his collaboration with H&M,

that will go out with a bang


The countdown is ticking,

and the clothes are not bought,

but fashionistas everywhere

know these pieces are most saught.


With crop sweaters and leggings, his logo emblazoned

the collection sends buyers into a screaming sensation.

boxing gloves, goggles, and sandals galore

with sportswear chic, we couldn’t ask for more.


Who is the girl Alexander wants to dress?

She kickboxes, runs, wears hoodies best.

She leaves the gym, and goes for a cocktail

With her puffer jacket and mesh paneled skirt, she’ll never fail.


And I’ll hit the store, to find only 3XL

all that’s left of the racks, a vision of shopping hell.

from flooding the stores to flooding eBay,

prices will quadruple the very same day.


I wish you all the luck, you valiant shopper!

With these, you’ll be a stylish and savvy blogger.

May you find everything you want in your size

And fight through the crowds for your ultimate style prize.













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